Day 25...Dom's Version

Well Roisin explained the mechanics of the day, basically she had agreed to enter a beauty contest without checking what it involved,or how long it would take,which i wasn't too impressed with but I got on with it all the same. When we arrived at the hotel I was a bit pissed at the thought of just sitting around watching girls getting plastered in make up all day,so I was glad to see another blokes girlfriend had done the same thing to him and entered the contest herself. We got chatting anyway and came to the conclusion that we were in for a long day. We decided we had to find something to do so the obvious answer is to go for a beer. He was a Canadian guy called Daniel by the way.He had told me that when he got there all the ladyboys had been telling him how they were doing his make up when they finished with the girls so we knew we had to get out of there.

There was a guy sitting there through the whole thing,doing nothing really and when he saw us get up he came over and asked what we were doing,after we explained we were going for a beer,he said he would drive us to a bar as we needed to be back in the hotel at 5pm,of course he didn't tell us why which was the theme for the day. So, we found a bar and me and Daniel had a couple of Changs,he just had the one.This guy was from Chang Mai and could speak little English so it was hard having a conversation with him. Anyway, it was quarter to five so he ushered us back to the hotel.Daniel decided to go to the toilet before we left the bar and the Thai guy got up and went with,i thought nothing of it at the time really,just sort of joked with Daniel when they got back.

We got back to the hotel were all 25 girls were lined up outside getting there photos taken in a group before heading on down to the festival.We still of course didn't have a fuckin clue wot was happening. The guy who came to the bar with us told us to go with him to the festival. So, we headed off to the car only to realise that the two ladyboys doing the make up were coming with us too! We loaded up the car and I hopped straight into the front seat which left poor Daniel in the back with the two frecks. The other guy started the car and Daniel was calling me a fucker through the back.I couldn't stop laughing in the front seat thinking how the fuck I ended up in this car while Roisin was in an international beauty contest!Anyway things took a turn for the worst for poor Daniel when the ladyboys took out one of their favourite magazines!It was basically pictures of young guys probably in their early 20's.They were saying how much they liked this one and the other.At this stage I couldn't even look away from the window I was pissing myself so much.I turned around eventually and asked Daniel if he would like a picture with his two new friends,he went for it anyway and the two ladyboys got either side of him. He passed me his camera and I got a lovely shot of the two of them kissing him on the cheek!We got out of the car eventually and Daniel told me that when i took the photo one of them had put his(her) hand up his shorts! Thank you God for me not sitting in the back seat. We got to the Flower Show and they still wouldn't telll us wot time it started or finished,they also wouldn't let us go backstage to the girls.We wanted to get away from these people,so we said we wanted to go for a walk but the two ladyboys and the other weirdo followed us,we sat down at bar and they brought over a jug of beer.Then another two ladyboys turned up,of course all the other tourists in the area were looking at us. We couldnt get away from them,we poured the beer out in case it was spiked!Daniel then decided to show them pictures of his girlfriend to try and put them off but they were just saying how horrible she was.I started getting annoyed and cursing at them without them knowing cause they couldnt understand my accent!We got away after a while,and went down to the very back of the festival.Daniel then told me that when the first guy followed him to the toiliet earlier on he was looking over the urinal at him pissing and smiling. We spent the rest of the evening avoiding them and trying to watch the pageant,which didnt finish till round 11pm. Roisin was brill though when she got on stage and i knew she would be at least in the final 3.Of course she should have won,she was way better than them all.
Eventually i got to talk to her after all the photos and we had a few beers with Daniel and his girl and filled them in on our experience.
Im just glad i wasnt on my own!

Wot a fucked up day.Definitely one i wont forget.

Dom